I'm Not As Big As I Thought I Was

[Gary Gibson]

Warning: Graphic Description Ahead

Spent all day traveling and not eating. I just had my first bite of food in 18 hours! I also had...um...a thorough evacuation of my digestive system. Looks like that extra weight I put on wasn't as permanent as I thought. Back down to 171 after a long trip to the bathroom. Getting to 165 from here actually isn't that hard. Looks like I may score that 185 kg squat in the 75 kg class after all.

[confuzzl3don3]

So you're planning on squeezing out some fat and any residual water to scrape in the under 75kg class. Good luck :D

[misspelledgeoff]

i've pinched a few 5 # loafs in my day.

[TChase76]

I know the feeling and have been fooled many a time myself. Now I make sure to only weigh myself post-dump.

[brianb]

This definitely goes under the category of Too Much Information.

[Steve in ATL]

This definitely goes under the category of Too Much Information.
What do you mean? We talk about all kinds of shit around this place.

[misspelledgeoff]

recommended reading...

http://www.amazon.com/Everybody-Poops-Science-Guy/dp/B002AD12RA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259949629&sr=1-1




This definitely goes under the category of Too Much Information.

[davew]

I'm surprised how many people weigh themselves right after they take a shit, including myself.

[Mr.City]

Squatting has obviously improved your shitting ability, allowing you to take bigger and more powerful dumps. Who says strength doesn't carry over?

[Kirk Wagner]

Was that shit taken with or without gear? :D

[pauld]

It sounds like Gary might be ready to take the next step in gear accessorizing.

I present you the squat toilet:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet

After using one for about 3 yrs in Indonesia, I can assure everybody that it will definitely help you increase your poundage and hit new PRs. :)

[brianb]

Was that shit taken with or without gear? :D

I'm sure the belt would help in producing the intra-abdominal pressure required to move such a load. :D