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Tim Lofton
12-23-2009, 08:06 PM
http://www.elitefts.com/documents/utb_wtf.htm

Well, I thought some of it was pretty funny, though I'm sure he's serious about some of these...
Nauticus
12-23-2009, 08:15 PM
A web site with a training log of a dude who overhead presses 115x5. WTF!

:(
khal
12-23-2009, 09:46 PM
:(

Use it as motivation!

I just broke 60Kg the other day, it's far from bodyweight but I'm one step closer.
quadancer
12-24-2009, 03:52 PM
:(

I hope that's with one arm...heck, I'm not gonna bother reading it.
Nauticus
12-24-2009, 04:11 PM
Bother reading what? Skinny novices usually press under 115 :/
Gary Gibson
12-24-2009, 04:35 PM
Obviously you cannot start an online log unless you can press 125x5.
Sami
12-24-2009, 04:43 PM
Obviously you cannot start an online log unless you can press 125x5.

But you don't get an opinion on the matter until you can press 200lbs, right?
Gary Gibson
12-24-2009, 05:01 PM
But you don't get an opinion on the matter until you can press 200lbs, right?

If you're (still) talking about the 600-lb squat remark, that was for effect and to slam the 225-lb squatters who mock the guys who "only get 1000 lbs because of all that gear."

Of course, here is one of the 1000+ lb squatters mocking guys who don't press 200 for reps.

Time for a new thread in the training section...
Sami
12-24-2009, 05:02 PM
;) ______________
George Noble
12-24-2009, 05:41 PM
Tate never squatted a grand.
Sami
12-24-2009, 05:42 PM
Well Gary is a liar, obviously.
Gary Gibson
12-24-2009, 06:13 PM
Well Gary is a liar, obviously.

Uh oh...They're onto me...



Was 935 Dave's best? I forget.
George Noble
12-24-2009, 06:29 PM
Dunno, but the number started with a 9.
Smack
12-24-2009, 06:52 PM
It was 935lbs.

Source: John Berardi's articles at T-Nation about how he got Dave lean and mean, all down to Biotest's supplements.
George Noble
12-24-2009, 07:14 PM
I heard he even got his own business by taking
http://www.biotestedge.co.nz/img/product_graphics/Alpha-Male-74-bottle.jpg
Mr.City
12-25-2009, 02:05 AM
Even the labels make me feel silly...and there are so many of them. What do they even do?
Smack
12-25-2009, 06:00 AM
Even the labels make me feel silly...and there are so many of them. What do they even do?

Make you strong like bull and ripped like Thibadeaux.
statesboroga_keith
12-25-2009, 06:02 AM
http://www.elitefts.com/documents/utb_wtf.htm

Well, I thought some of it was pretty funny, though I'm sure he's serious about some of these...

I'm sure he's serious about all of these!
quadancer
12-27-2009, 08:04 PM
"You know, box squatting will ruin your lower back."
* WTF? I'm glad you care so much about my training, because from the looks of you, you don't care so much about your own.

I HAVE to remember this one, or a form of it!
Kate
12-28-2009, 12:12 PM
Those are funny. I especially liked "Who needs steroids when you can have PMS?!" :D

-Kate