Conan the Barbarian/Destroyer

[ZKP]

These are not movies. They are instructional video's for life.

Question: "Conan, what is best in life?

Answer: To crush your enemies, have them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

CROM! Seriously? The riddle of steel?! How fucking key can you get!

"Enough talk!" as Conan throws a knife into the chest of some previously gutsy minion....

This could also be my response to the "what is a real man" thread.....

[Weakling]

That is good! That is good.

[blowdpanis]

If you like the movies, you'd really dig the original stories by Robert E. Howard (written back in the 1930's, if you can believe it). If you think Conan is a badass in the movies, you'll be in for a pleasant surprise at the source material.

http://constitutionclub.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/conan_frazetta.jpg

[BryanM]

The next movies are in development hell non?

Perhaps that is for the best.

http://www.parade.com/export/sites/default/features/superheroes/images/batman-villians/arnold-mr-freeze.jpg

neva4get

[Sami]

I hear Triple H is in line to be the next Conan.

[OITW]

Hubert Horatio Humphrey?

Talk about a comeback!

[TChase76]

Conan the Barbarian was epic. Conan the Destroyer was absolute shit if you ask me.

"Crom laughs at your Four Winds!"