Cooking that bacon!

[OldGreyOne]

From "The Consumerist".

http://consumerist.com/2010/04/cook-bacon-in-a-machine-gun-1.html

The ONLY way a REAL MAN cooks bacon! ;)

[Squatson]

A real man cooks bacon by laying it on his hot abbbzzz and letting the heat of sexy penetrate the hog meat.

Of course a real man can't actually eat the bacon or he would lose the hot abbbzzzz and their cooking capabilities.

[gzt]

THREAD JACK. STOP THE PRESSES. THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT: http://consumerist.com/2010/04/kfcs-bacon-sandwich-on-fried-chicken-bread-kills-people-everywhere-on-april-12.html

It's bacon and cheese sandwiched between two slices of fried chicken. Your link led me to it. It's coming out on April 12th.

[USMC.Scot]

Nothing is more important than bacon.

[gzt]

Nothing is more important than bacon.
Not even BACON SANDWICHED BETWEEN FRIED CHICKEN?

[OldGreyOne]

THREAD JACK. STOP THE PRESSES. THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT: http://consumerist.com/2010/04/kfcs-bacon-sandwich-on-fried-chicken-bread-kills-people-everywhere-on-april-12.html

It's bacon and cheese sandwiched between two slices of fried chicken. Your link led me to it. It's coming out on April 12th.

Comments from the original link demanded that the bacon MUST BE COOKED BY MACHINEGUN. Which would perforate those hot, sexy abzzz.

HA! hijack of a hijack. :D

[mr blink]

bacon is just asking for bypass surgery.

[PVC]

Not even BACON SANDWICHED BETWEEN FRIED CHICKEN?

Chicken? What are you, a bodybuilder? ;)

[Krump]

Anyone else really annoyed by the fact that any mention of bacon or sat fat in the media is indubitably accompanied with the terms "artery-clogging" and other mentions of heart failure? And likewise, grains have not only become whole-grains, they have become heart-healthy-whole-grains? That shit pisses me off. My pastured bacon cooked in grass-fed butter is good for me dammit! Tangental rant over. Enjoy that gun bacon.

Related - the ONLY way a REAL MAN wakes up in the morning:

http://www.seriouseats.com/2008/07/wake-n-bacon-alarm-clock-the-best-sleepending.html

[jameson]

THREAD JACK. STOP THE PRESSES. THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT: http://consumerist.com/2010/04/kfcs-bacon-sandwich-on-fried-chicken-bread-kills-people-everywhere-on-april-12.html

It's bacon and cheese sandwiched between two slices of fried chicken. Your link led me to it. It's coming out on April 12th.

Beat ya to it. http://startingstrength.com/resources/forum/showthread.php?t=16086

Only..one...more...week.

[knkavo]

Related - the ONLY way a REAL MAN wakes up in the morning:

http://www.seriouseats.com/2008/07/wake-n-bacon-alarm-clock-the-best-sleepending.html

Absolute genius