BryanM
04-13-2010, 04:13 AM
The internet recently informed me a place called The Heart Attack Grill (http://www.heartattackgrill.com/) exists. Some features:
* Instead of spending money on TV advertising, they advertise by the occasional give-away of product - like free burgers on Valentine's day.
* Dudes over 350 lbs eat free.
* Lettuce is not served on the burgers, as it has few calories and is therefore a waste of precious stomach space.
I sorely wish they used BMI instead of absolute lbs; there's just no way I'll be able to reach that 350 mark. Which creates a terrible, terrible feedback loop - I can't attain my dream of being hyooge without an ocean of free food, but I can't have the free food until I've long gone past the need of needing it. Reality is a cruel mistress.
So has anyone ever eaten there or knows more about it? Is the menu just fries, burgers and cola? Are the waitresses unusually sweaty, or do they have adequate AC there? Are there comparable chains that have give aways that are more accessible throughout the country?
* Instead of spending money on TV advertising, they advertise by the occasional give-away of product - like free burgers on Valentine's day.
* Dudes over 350 lbs eat free.
* Lettuce is not served on the burgers, as it has few calories and is therefore a waste of precious stomach space.
I sorely wish they used BMI instead of absolute lbs; there's just no way I'll be able to reach that 350 mark. Which creates a terrible, terrible feedback loop - I can't attain my dream of being hyooge without an ocean of free food, but I can't have the free food until I've long gone past the need of needing it. Reality is a cruel mistress.
So has anyone ever eaten there or knows more about it? Is the menu just fries, burgers and cola? Are the waitresses unusually sweaty, or do they have adequate AC there? Are there comparable chains that have give aways that are more accessible throughout the country?