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rdp
06-11-2010, 04:26 PM
From an interview with Jim Wendler:

TM: My mom just gave me a set of pots and pans for Christmas. Jim, I don't even cook! So I'm planning on returning them and getting something that might help with my training. Any ideas?

JW: First of all, you don't need pots and pans. You need a pot and a pan. The pan is to cook (many) grilled cheese sandwiches. Grilled cheese fucking rules and should be eaten three to four times a day as I've found a direct correlation between being awesome and the uninhibited consumption of grilled cheese.

As for the pot, you need that to cook and sterilize your Fina. That should be a given.

So make sure you have a pan big enough to cook 2-3 grilled cheese at once and a pot big enough to house a massive bottle of Fina.

Now take the rest of the shit back to Macy's or wherever you buy pots and pans and pocket the money. Now if you want to use the money to assist your training, we must first examine what can help you achieve your goals.

1. Brains — can't really buy this. Sorry Corky.

2. Balls — can't buy this either, unless you're into tea bagging.

3. Grilled cheese ingredients — you think I'm joking about this? I don't joke. Ever.

http://www.tmuscle.com/free_online_article/sports_body_training_performance/blood_and_chalk_volume_3_jim_wendler_talks_big_wei ghts

TrackJunkie
06-11-2010, 04:54 PM
I wonder why he plugged the biotest whey powder.

MrMarbles
06-12-2010, 12:12 AM
Maybe for the same reason Charles Staley plugged the velocity diet...lol