It's hot expressions

[ColoWayno]

OK Nancy boys and girls... it's hot here. I'm talking sell your grandma for a cup of ice hot. I'm talking melt the balls off a brass monkey hot.

Do you have any expressions in your summer closet that I can use to enrich the conversation around here? I made that first one up but found the "monkey hot" expression online.

Bonus credit if your dad or grandpa (or mom or grandma) actually used it.

Today it's 120F (49C).
The interesting thing is I can walk at a pretty fast pace for about 1/8 of a mile to get to the cafeteria and not break a sweat. When I sit down to eat though, in an air conditioned room, I sweat through the whole meal.

I'm sure some of it is that the sweat is evaporating when I'm outside but I find it strange. Part of it is that I'm always in a hurry to down that lunch meal, and this food requires a lot of chewing. I've started taking another meal with me to go so I don't have to down as much at lunch.

[Kincain]

want to go international?

dutch: het is tyfus heet (it's fucking hot)

[sergeant_81]

Hotter than two cats fighting in a wool sock.

[Bif]

Hotter than the back of my balls.

[ColoWayno]

The god of fire sensed our mocking and cut the electricity (and A/C) after this thread was started.
All is well now though... continue.

[sergeant_81]

Hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut

[sergeant_81]

Hotter than a French whore on dollar day

It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog

[ColoWayno]

Any you actually heard your dad or gramps use?

[drlvegas]

Any you actually heard your dad or gramps use?

Can't recall a hot one, but gramps did used to say:

"Colder than a witch's tit"

[sergeant_81]

My father never said anything, but my mother would never miss an opportunity to tell me to put my "damn sunscreen on."

As she's been dealing with skin cancer for a number of years, I should probably take the advice...

[Dastardly]

A distasteful one popular among crude british people:

"I'm sweating like a paedophile in a nursery"

[Alex Willess]

My father never said anything, but my mother would never miss an opportunity to tell me to put my "damn sunscreen on."

As she's been dealing with skin cancer for a number of years, I should probably take the advice...

Wouldn't it be ironic if in a few years they found out that something in sunscreen causes skin cancer when exposed to heat.

[pwn]

When it was hot in his house, my grandfather used to say:
"Hot in.....
So hot in heerre.....
So hot in.....

Wan' a lil bit of uh uh and a lil bit of.
(Wan' a lil bit of uh uh just a lil bit of.
Wan' a lil bit of uh uh just a lil bit of.)"

[thersites]

Wouldn't it be ironic if in a few years they found out that something in sunscreen causes skin cancer when exposed to heat.

You mean sort of (not heat per se) like this:
http://www.ewg.org/2010sunscreen/9-surprising-facts-about-sunscreen/

:eek:

[bowdirk]

Can't recall a hot one, but gramps did used to say:

"Colder than a witch's tit"

"In a tin bra" is the rest of that comment about cold weather.

Growing up doing farm labor in the great central valley town of Yuba City, CA I experienced lots of hot days. can't recall any good quotes about it though...

-bowdirk

[78704]

A distasteful one popular among crude british people:

"I'm sweating like a paedophile in a nursery"

Is it still pedophilia if you kill the girl first?

[78704]

Curtis remarked on his return from the sandbox that if he owned Afghanistan and hell he'd rent out Afghanistan and live in hell; apparently a common sentiment there. Apparently the last outsider conqueror who actually had fun there was Genghis Khan; Brits, Russians, us, not so good.

[sergeant_81]

Curtis remarked on his return from the sandbox that if he owned Afghanistan and hell he'd rent out Afghanistan and live in hell; apparently a common sentiment there. Apparently the last outsider conqueror who actually had fun there was Genghis Khan; Brits, Russians, us, not so good.

Never saw Afghanistan myself. I did talk to a few Marines who were over there. They didn't like to talk about it. Would mumble something to the effect of "it was pretty bad" and leave it at that.

[Marotta]

I have a tasteless off-code one I won't share, but for winter there's ''Colder than a whore's Heart''

[Ian Kovtunovich]

"It is hot like summertime in Afghanistan!"

Ha HAAAAAA! HA!

Ha...

Hmmm...

Ehhhh...

[Sami]

You mean sort of (not heat per se) like this:
http://www.ewg.org/2010sunscreen/9-surprising-facts-about-sunscreen/

:eek:

I didn't read all of that so I don't know if this is there:

But the old sunscreen use to block the rays that gave us a protective tan and the occasional non-malignant mole, but didn't block the rays that gave the most malignant form of skin cancer. So we sort of fucked ourselves there a bit.

The newer ones block both now.

(can't remember which rays round it was, UVA/UVB?)

[misspelledgeoff]

Or the rated R variant, "Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock"


Hotter than two cats fighting in a wool sock.

[Squatson]

It's not the heat.

It's the humidity.

[SamGriffin]

hotter'n a stolen tamale

hot as a two dollar pistol in an all night shootout

hotter'n a two dollar whore on the 4th of July

hotter than a nuns c**t on Sunday

Edit: Another one: "sweatin' like a whore in church"